Miss Chans and Stuff
Miss Channels are when someone accidentally says something on the wrong
channel and makes an idiot of themselves :). This is also just funny
stuff from channels and other stuff I have picked up somewhere along
the way.
Bereeze OOCs 'tell vLadmir Are you so cranky 'cause you have hemmerhoids or
what?'
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OOC> Orinn fell asleep on her last date, she thinks her date might have been
offended :)
Aragor OOCs 'Fell asleep ON him... No, I don't think offended is the right
word...'
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Gossip (L) Bardicer piddles in his shop trying to find something to do.
Gossip (L) Lilith coughs at Bardicer
Gossip (L) Bardicer smirks at Lilith. 'Dirty mind'
Gossip (L) Lilith laughs. You're the one piddling in your shop, not me.
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Gossip (L) Bardicer puts his first stock back into the shop.
Gossip (L) Lilith snickers and refrains from asking if he piddled on it
first
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Annya prays 'I hope my increased efforts in stocked my shop with booze
doesn't one day end up in me creating a drunk who runs me over in a cart.'
Annya prays 'I don't want to get pregnant with Ispep's kid, I really
don't...please, Gods, don't aid me in creating offspring of him...'
Annya prays 'I know I deserve a bratty, snotty kid with a loud mouth, but
the rest of the world doesn't...'
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OOC> Draeis poo poos his love status
Saili OOCs 'Please do that where no one can see. :P'
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OOC> Drakard resists pondering a big giant tree pooping.
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Orinn nonchalantly turns wine into water, then poors it over your head.
OOC> Drakard thought that said poops it over your head for a bit.
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Orinn whaps Knolin, and you all feel better for it.
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You tell Simion 'Bryn met a boy today tho daddy, but I'll let her tell you
about it.'
Simion tells you 'Hope she didn't poke his eye out...'
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Ruto OOCs 'perfect time to up spells and piddle around :P'
Ariane OOCs 'ack, ruto piddled on my shoe....'
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Gisuane pries opened your skull and pokes you in the brain screaming "Go,
you're free now."
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Sometimes silence speaks louder than words, as when you open your mouth,
your foot fits nicely in it.
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About Matthias' lighthouse :
[Eurekah]: Or a captive dragon to fire off its breath and spin aaround slow
in the lighthouise
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Solkar gossips (L) '"Khalar found 9 fakers" har har, brings bawdy jokes to
mind'
Solkar OOCs 'bah, mischan'
OOC> Khalar washes solkar's mind out with a bar of soap
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OOC> Orinn hugs Hydis. There, there, I still luv ya, just now that you're
a woman, in a different way :P
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He ate my ball, so I cut it out of his stomach. -Arawn
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Rizzix OOCs 'victor is a disgruntled mongoose'
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You OOC 'Alright boys and girls, we're going to learn a new word, say it
with me, C H A T.'
Victor OOCs 'cat'
Jayde OOCs 'C '
Ariane OOCs 'hat'
Sadiku OOCs 'chot?'
Jayde OOCs 'H '
Jayde OOCs 'A '
Jayde OOCs 'T'
Khalar OOCs 'hatc'
Malicus OOCs 'tahc!'
You OOC 'wiseguys :P'
Khalar OOCs 'orinn must be a bad teacher :p'
Ariane OOCs 'laughing...too.. hard...to..breathe'
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Hoppi gossips (L) 'was it just guilt over not having given me a kiss for so
long?'
Gossip (L) Bryn blinks
Gossip (L) Flynn hrms...
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[Arawn]: oh geeze, dennis miller just said the game will come down to which
team has the better woody
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[Eurekah]: People dont understand the chain of command and how it applies
here.
[Arawn]: there is a chain?
[Eurekah]: Yes, it's attached to that manacle
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Orinn pokes you 'You think you got it hard now?' she stomps on your foot.
'How do you feel now?'
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Be thankful for your life, it could always be worse, you could be Belnia...
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Kalarus OOCs 'Parsley has an annoyingly strong taste that can make even the
most delicious male taste horrible'
Kalarus OOCs 'err, meal too'
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[Liad]: He's all yours though. I'm not patient enough to spend 20 minute
sexplaining the same thing ten different ways again. ;)
[Liad]: Umm. Minutes explaining.
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Octavian PKillers 'Hey, whoever wants to look at me--I'm not moving for a
while. Back off.'
Belnia PKillers 'nice throne'
Octavian PKillers 'Thanks, I like it'
PKiller> Belnia does too
PKiller> Bardicer sighs. 'Go bug Octavian...he's bored'
Jayda PKillers 'and Belnia is seated on her throne I hear'
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Gossip (L) Draeis grins at how to use his male organ ;)
Gossip (L) Draeis MISSCHANNS!
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Blah blah blah restore blah blah blah.
Restore restore restore blah restore restore restore.
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Gossip (L) Brannin oocly hand Khirshah a box of condoms. Use them before
your gossips so you don't have quotes :)
Brannin gossips (L) 'er commas commas!'
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Gisuane OOCs 'So I sez to him, 'quit kicking grandma''
Gisuane OOCs 'Not really a mischan, but thats my story and Im sticking to it.'
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Lilith gossips (L) 'tell ylliriel You are depriving some poor village of its
idiot?'
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[World 524/524]
To: All
From: Cathryn
Subject: Imms
Date: Fri Oct 6 17:57:24 2000
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The Top 5 things you never say to an Imm.
1. Gawd are you old!
2. Is that your beard or are you just happy to see me?
3. Are your cloths getting tight or is it just my imagination?
4. Can you show me how you punish naughty mortals?
5. How about reconsidering Perm death?
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You gossip (L) 'Sarcastic and bitter like a DarkAmber crone? Oh that is it,
my name is not meant for poems to decribe how much you people suck.'
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Sadiku OOCs 'I thought you were OOC fascism maintainence engineers.'
Belnia OOCs 'ooc quality control specialists'
Sadiku OOCs 'It's the New Face of Totalitarianism(tm)'
Sadiku OOCs 'Help, help, I'm being repressed'
OOC> Orinn represses Sadiku
Sadiku OOCs 'Come see the violence inherent in the system!'
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Syn OOCs 'I'm not having your baby.. quit leaving your underclothes on my
altar.'
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Belnia OOCs 'quote of the day: "Hey, you're not supposed to be here! You're
not even born til AD 371!" "I'm a magus of Time, I'll be when I please!"'
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Rensuken OOCs 'do imms have a speial imm spot they go to hang out or
somethng... i hardly seem them runing about lensmoor cities'
Saili OOCs 'We have live music and strippers.'
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OOC> Bereeze searches for a Fatima. "Are there any out there?"
Orinn OOCs 'nope, she's tied up in the basement with Arawn'
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Annya OOCs 'I'm too sophisticated to ever end up on a list of -hers-...'
Belnia OOCs 'you're on it annya, for stuffing knolin in your pants'
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[AUCTION] L 10) a killing sword is being auctioned with a minimum bid of
500 silver.
Vasana OOCs 'Oh, look, it's a killing sword. As opposed to all those
nonlethal swords you see for sale on most days.'
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OOC> Orinn peers at some anvils. Now, whatever will I do with these? hmmm....
Poli OOCs 'Throw 'em at me!'
Belnia OOCs 'make an impression'
OOC> Bluco paints a big target around belnia
OOC> Fraethir will stand, er, over here.
OOC> Bluco gives the signal
OOC> Saragon hides somewhere.
Victor OOCs 'work on armorsmithing and weaponsmithing? :P'
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Brannin says 'ooc> Kindra reminds me of a cross between an octopus and a
goomba from mario brothers.'
Brannin says 'ooc> er Kinda! hehe'
Brannin smiles 'ooc> Nice slip though :)'
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OOC> Bonnie always loves annya. Despite the fact that she's gooey.
Bonnie OOCs 'er, goofey.'
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Cont.
OOC> Orinn is sending that to Fatima :)
OOC> Bonnie thinks that Fatima's prolly gooey too. :P
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OOC> Loopieo boggles about how he loves how his clanmates tourment him
OOC> Kindra torments Loopieo.
OOC> Loopieo likes it
OOC> Bonnie likes to torment you tool ;)
Bonnie OOCs 'ack! too, I meant too!'
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Fejijar OOCs '"Wisest of the Mystics? Is he here?" "He's.. dead..." "Could
be anywhere then..."'
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Jorna gossips (A) 'hell my godess'
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Secure--> Log Liad: slay ego
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About Lilith :
Harko gossips (L) 'She's right Dral...you can't bother her...she's hard as a
rock...'
Dralikin gossips (L) 'So that's what is rattling around in her head'
Harko gossips (L) '...cold as one too...'
Gossip (L) Bardicer debates on popping in on Lilith and warming her up.
Gossip (L) Bardicer acks.
Gossip (L) Jvar eyes Bardicer
Gossip (L) Lilith blinks at Bardicer
Bardicer OOCs 'um..'
OOC> Bardicer whistles innocently hoping nobody took that in a naughty way.
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Ruto OOCs 'wow Sabrina has a huge bounty :P'
Syn OOCs 'Hey, quit looking at Sabbies bounty, you pervert'
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Fejijar OOCs 'Somewhere, there are minions of dark armies, preparing to
invade a land of goodness... somewhere, there are heros, preparing to fight
for their causes... thrust into a conflict beyond their imagination, they
are...'
Fejijar OOCs 'Somewhere else. Welcome to Lensmoor.'
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Fejijar gossips (A) 'I meddle not in the affairs of Gods and Dragons, for I
am chewy and taste good with a light wine sauce.'
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One little mortal, basking in the sun...Vestrial fried him solid red, and
then...there were none.
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Bardicer gossips (L) 'question is...do you want me to hide in your room?'
Gossip (L) Bardicer whaps misschan.
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Gossip (L) Bardicer is called 'the popper' for a reason. 'Ask Bonnie'
Gossip (L) Loopieo is fine
Gossip (L) Mylan would rather not.
Ruto gossips (L) 'tmi'
Gossip (L) Lilith blinks at Bardicer
Gossip (L) Mylan agrees with Ruto
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Orinn OOCs 'Any victi...no, wait, ah, morons? nono, oh! volunteers who want
to help me out?'
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Belnia OOCs 'quote of the day: "And he did Bad Things, and realizing he had
done Bad Things, he appologized profusely for doing Bad Things, and he was
forgiven for commiting the Bad Things''
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