So there I was minding my own bussiness (in Dawns clan hall)
happily pounding the snot out of Dawn's guards (well at least
I thought it was fun). When out of nowhere Dawn's Healer attacks
my little creepy crawly buddy Brid. So, I says to myself "self"
(I always call myself self, that is when I'm not calling my self
Hated evil scurge of lensmoor but today it's just "self"). I
said "Self, how dare these healer types pick on a pour little
spider like that. Who do they think they are? Nasty things" 
So I interviened. But I must of stepped on Nikita's foot on
my way into the fight because she promptly yelped and keeled
over as I walked by her to get to her healer. Oh well, what's
one less goldie right? And then the hounds came, you'd think
we'd be old friend by now wouldnt you? Well we are, we are 
such good friends that I shared 30 levels with them all
because some silly shifter got in my way when I was just 
minding my own bussiness (in her clan hall). Such is life.
-Jvar who has better things to do